Because a very sexy friend said I should post this, here it is! If its not funny, its his fault! LOL!!



The Brothel
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> >> The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg
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> >> and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed,
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> >> good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
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> >> "May I help you sir?"
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> >> she asked.
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> >> The man replied,
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> >> "I want to see Valerie."
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> >> "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
> >> Perhaps you would prefer someone else"
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> >> said the madam.
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> >> He replied,
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> >> "No, I must see Valerie."
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> >> Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the
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> >> man she charged $5000 a visit.
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> >> Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars
> >> and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
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> >> After an hour, the man calmly left.
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> >> The next night, the man appeared again,
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> >> once more demanding to see Valerie.
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> >> Valerie explained that no one had ever come back
> >> two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
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> >> "There are no discounts.
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> >> The price is still $5000."
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> >> Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie,
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> >> and they went upstairs.
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> >> After an hour, he left.
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> >> The following night the man was there yet again.
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> >> Everyone was astounded that he had come
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> >> for a third consecutive night,
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> >> but he paid Valerie
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> >> and they went upstairs.
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> >> After their session, Valerie said to the man,
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> >> "No one has ever been with me
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> >> three nights in a row."
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> >> "Where are you from?"
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> >> The man replied,
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> >> " New Brunswick ."
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> >> "Really,"she said.
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> >> "I have family in New Brunswick ."
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> >> "I know."the man said.
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> >> "Your sister died, and I am her attorney."
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> >> "She asked me to give you your
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> >> $15,000 inheritance."
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> >> The moral of the story is that
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> >> three(3) things in life are certain:
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> >> 1. Death
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> >> 2. Taxes
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> >> 3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Poor misunderstood lawyers.

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