At hotels have used conditioner instead of shampoo and couldn't figure out why it felt weird.

Worn stripes with plaid.  But I was in single digit ages so blame my parents; funny ass pictures though!

Threaded a belt inside out.

Worn shirts inside out and NOT KNOWN!  I'm not fashion blind, just fashion ignorant

Doing what you do in the shower.  After letting the water pound my sore muscles into submission for awhile was feeling 100 times better.  Decided it was time to get washing.  So I grabbed my Axe body scrubber thing and reached down to apply some body wash.  Wasnt paying attention and applied hand sanitizer instead.  Eyes closed I put it to my chest and thought "well that smells funny" and just continued down like normal.  One half second too late I realized what the smell was and the scrubber landed directly on ground zero.  !!!!!!!!!!  BURN!   Idk what it was but when that thing touched mr happy he became mr ON FIRE in a hot second.  Making some sounds that probably sounded like a screaming dolphin I whirled around to get some water on the fire, forgot my disability for a microsecond, spun uncontrollably grabbed the curtain and ended up on my ass, shower curtain half ripped down.  On the plus side the water was hitting my junk and the burning went away......... I have since put the hand sanitizer by the kitchen sink.  

I once found myself wearing 2 pairs of panties after waking up WAY too early and rushing out (I'll justify that by saying I'm not used to sleeping in panties haha)
I have found dry food that's supposed to be in the pantry in the fridge next to it more then a few times...
Washed my hair w conditioner
I'm bad at either forgetting to put a socket on the impact or to plug the air in and getting all set up in the most awkward, hard to get to spot before I realize.  
I once poured coffee in my cereal, and sour milk a few times in both my cerial and coffee.  
I don't do well in the morning, I can make a long list of oopses hah

I usually wake at the same time before the alarm goes off so when I woke up this particular morning I turned the alarm off, got up to get in the shower then proceeded to get ready and head to work. I went in and sat down at my desk thinking it was strange that no one had came in yet so I looked at the time and realized I was at work an hour early.  I still have a WTF moment when I think about it...but like SweetMelissa said Life is Good!!!

The Naked Electrician. Omg this does bring back memories when I was living in Greensboro. I guess I am kind of the "Vanilla; type person who has a "Vanilla" website and see the same people over and over again, yet, that is fine with me.

LOL, I am not morning and by the time this regular person got to my apartment I met him at the door with wet hair, a tale around me and we just started laughing because I id not have time to get nervous before he got there. I hardly had time to get out of bed.

After we made a little of loving, I ask him if he could show me how to put in dimmer switches. Yes, dimmer switches on our date. LOL, here I am still naked with a screw driver and learning how to wire the house on off hours........../////////////I love my oldies yet goodies and I they must love me. They keep in touch over the years although we do not see each other,. Another great thing about this professions. Wonderful relationships and friendships. Kelley

Either I was half asleep or thinking about something and not paying attention.  I poured myself a bowl of cereal and reached in for the milk only I didn't grab the milk.  I ended up pouring my French Vanilla coffee creamer into my Honey Nut Cheerios.  I can tell you that its not a very good combination.

Landed in the UK and after reaching hotel took a shower and, as usual, just a one hour nap before staying up the rest of the day.

But this time I overslept my nap and woke up at six o'clock and it was dark outside.  PANIC!  I showered/shaved in record time, grabbed my things and headed for the lobby to catch breakfast before going to the office.  The breakfast buffet is right next to the bar in this hotel, and people were drinking beer & wine at 6:30 in the morning?  Crazy.

Asked the staff for a table and sat down, then realized the breakfast buffet was missing.  "Damn, I'm too early; excuse me, what time does breakfast start?"
"Tomorrow at 6am."
Still in a state of bewilderment: "what time is it now?"
Taking pity on me, "Sunday evening, half past six."
"DOH!"

That's the last trip I ever used a travel clock WITHOUT a 24 hour time setting on it!

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