I'm a newbie and just recently started hobbying so I wanted to ask the veterans out here a question.

I just visited my second provider but ended up having an extremely quick trigger during the session. I didn't really think much of it until she started laughing about it and making jokes to her friend who entered the room when I was leaving. I really don't care about the jokes but just wanted to see if you guys have experienced that before?

Shit happens, move on.  Find another friend.

Just a couple of questions.....you a really big-un you know hefty hefty hefty? You smelly, need some soapie and wa-wa? hehe

Ever had your wee-wee referred to as "nub the schlub"?

Ever had a gal when you walked in the room say, "Damn turn off the spotlght"?
You know your dome with not much hair left reflects the light into her eyes
almost blinding her?

Well if not ALL these things have happened to fellas in tha hobby!

On the flip side there are experiences out there that being with a gal will
make you feel MUCH more studly than you could ever dream of.

Just keep donating and keep banging my friend. Hey some folks like being humiliated
so when you heard her talking to her friend and laughing at you did you get wood? GO BACK and live
out your fantasy!

The world is made up of all kinds of folks, spankers, spankees, pissers, pisseees! There are even folks who like to take a dump no other people, scat is I think they call it and of course the ones who love getting a big ole crap log in their face. WTF!!!!!!!

I really never had ANY idea just how vanilla and boring I really was till I ventured out into the hobby world. I got nothing against folks who get their jollies in different ways. Just like I figure most of them do not give a rat's ass how truly stunningly boring I am.

One thing I have heard is you got a quick trigger is whack that pony yourself before your appointment. Smack that damn thing so it behaves, smack it like it owes you money! The other thing is you might try checking into some gals who will let you nut two or three or four times if you are able! Those days have long since past me by!!!!!!!!!!! So what, I got my one shot and I am gonna be loving every second of it!!!!!!!! opps meant minutes, really did!

My advice is DO IT WHILE you are young! That rapid mulitiple fire ain't gonna last forever! It will one day get to a gal calling her friend and laughing at you cause you can't get a nut NO MATTER WHAT! LOL Oh how sweet the truth is and being free enough to let it rip! Of course this is a fairly anonymous board right?

Also remember you are there for yourself and what you got to give and what you are able to do GIVE IT HELL! Not everyone is ripped, got a 14 inch lust snake, long flowing locks, can look like me in backless leather chaps!!!!!!!!!!!! this long enough yet Steveair????  hehe.

Remember it is your fantasy, you are donating it so remember it like you are the king of the world!!!!!!!!!! remember SNL The Liar? Yeah yeah that's the ticket!!!!!!!

I Concur!

Shifterp OUT!! remember too there are some fantastic women out there that will it you down and let you know a quick trigger happensand not to worry about t. Then they wll help you raise old glory again and let you  go to your hearts content! Plus if you are pretty nice and cool and know your way around a woman's body and know what the heck you are doing you can do what you can to have them have a wonderul time too! The mutual satisfaction times are my favorite!!!!!!!! Too little time and money story of my life!

After an hour session, on my way out, a provider gave me my money back saying: "Keep it sweetie and good luck to you". I could tell she could barely keep a straight face. I've never been more humiliated in my life.

Yes, they do compare notes among themselves, like we do on the board) Some that are rude(like your experience) are not worth spending anymore of the most precious thing that we possess--our time, $ is a distant 2nd! In all fairness, some reviews by the guys can be demeaning and cause hurt feelings on the part of the lady too(
MOST are WONDERFUL finds, just  like discovering an unexpected treasure in an antique shop, or on the beach that makes your heart skip a beat, soooo, put this one back on the shelf, and keep a looking )
Like those posting in response to your question, Yes, I had one who just after the dance and within ear shot said==="Well, I've had smaller." Not sure what she meant, but it did kinda put a damper on the whole session? Do not let that one mean remark get into your head to spoil the fun you can have with the ladies who let you share their world of sunshine, lollipops  and laughter)
Get back to being a "cowboy" and help the ladies save those horses---LOL

I have never had that happen "to my face." I don't know about behind my back. However, I would like to point out 2 things. First, the provider who makes fun of the client (and if its' done often enough, it WILL be found out) has forgotten the first rule of marketing - make the client happy. Unless he's into S&M, making fun of the client is not a good marketing tool. Second, the hobbyist who let's someone make fun of him, has forgotten why he's hobbying - for his enjoyment (among probably a thousand other reasons). While I always TRY to make the lady happy, and treat each provider as a lady, I see them for my pleasure. If you are concerned that a provider has or is making fun of you, don't see her again. The Carolinas have enough top-quality providers who can, and will, give you a mind-blowing experience to waste your efforts on anyone who is unprofessional enough to make fun of a client.

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Yes, there are providers who are still human beings, not burned-out, sullen butt heads.

Think of it this way. It's her loss, both monetary and personal. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, that's what I say.

I have had a couple of encounters where things finished faster than either expected.  One provider just got this surprised look on her face...she was going good too damnit and the other seemed genuinely disappointed that I didn't get her off. But neither one of them was rude enough to comment in any respect.  As to your provider, strike her off the list.  There are far too many ladies out there that understand you are the client and making you happy is their main objective.

She just pm'd me & said you had a tiny tadger.

I once had a session with a lady that told me she was glad I had a nice beautiful cock because a client she had earlier had a non functioning micro penis and she kinda felt sorry for the guy. She also mentioned its a task with those types because when giving oral she has to be all down in their crotch with barely any room to breath. Sorry guys, I laughed my ass off because the mental picture is friggin hilarious!!

At any rate...it is what it is. Take the jokes as a compliment, you will be remembered for your unique attribute. Even if she forgets your name, at least you'll be the "(insert descriptive words) guy"

What you describe is nothing more than low rent character. Dont even sweat that bullsh!t  baby ;-0 (Go Duke!)

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Well TC this year it is looking great for you to poke as much fun at us as u want! Heels go down to UVA tonight and look lousy doing it. Ole Roy has his work cut out for him this year!

Love to dish it out so got to be willing to take it back! Darn!

GO HEELS anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Concur!

Shifterp OUT!!!!!!!!!! ps beat those private school spolied brat Dukies!!!!!!!!!

.. I'd rather have sh!t on my shoe than tar on my heel any day. ;-D
  Oh its on the 2/13 mofo!! I'll be there, so excited!
  Woo-hoo!
  xxxTC

If the Heels only won 2 games a year till they put me in the ground for my eternal dirt nap as long as it was whupping those das-turd-ly Dukies then I would sleep peacefully for all eternity.

Got to admit things looking more challenging for My Heels this year but when UNC and Duke plays you just never know.

I can't decide if Plumlee looks more like Lurch or Herman Munster!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is one creepy looking white boy let me tell yas!

I Concur! hehe

Shifterp OUT!

I think you may need to find a more respectable person to business with and why was her friend in the room?: