The only thing you can find to say is....

I was browsing around a Spencer Gifts store one day and ran across that mug...I had to have it. It's a great centerpiece at the office and becomes topic of discussions...in which I tip my..mug..that is  

Like my grandmother said "only boring people get bored".

Though he is out of context on some things, a lot of it makes ya' think... especially sanitizing arms before lethal injections. (His germaphobe skit.)

Even thought I am not from the Carolinas, and there seems to be zero love for me here; I actually enjoy reading the threads here anyways.  So, No, ladies and gents, please do not follow the advice of the OP.

If you generally want a nice, cute conversation, this is the place!

lLove it, love it, love it! George Carlin. My brother love comedians and I did work at a Comedy Club when I was going thru a hard time. I always left in a great mood. Everyone was Laughing . It was contagious.........