Had a little chat with Northman67.  Yeah he posted down below a funny thread.  Well we were chatting. And he has some great ideas?  

One was the worst request for a date email you could come up with.  (not sure if we could beat the professional writers the ladies have read)

But there is an idea.  If you were a male provider and advertising on BP, what would your ad be?  Ok no pics needed and a 555 phone number.  But would you like to try that one day next week?  You could win an award!!!  Like being known as Hobbywoods best advertiser.  I will offer you a position on the town council even lol

Who will be the judges?

Here is an example:

L@@K - New to the @rEA - UR dR34m Cum tru3!!!
Have you ever wanted to take a journey through time?  I can be your guide!
I am mature and curvy but straight in all the right places.
I can lick my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.
No tXt$ or xplict linguine
(555) i81-u812

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Pick me...pick me.....!!!

Marie
Asheville

Roadie, Roadster, or better yet RoadStar, You know that I will participate. I will be remote, but if the villa's WiFi is as good as they say it is I will be up and running.

Sounds like fun.

We would need experts in provider advertising.  Lets see...........  maybe the Carolina Girls???

then the ladies can vote on wendsday.

would be at least as bad as some of the ones I read from the girls thereon, probably would have to pay THEM(a LOT) to C me!!!  However, on the upside, I have found 4 nuggets from that list and all of them had reasonable sounding ADs without pics that looked like their mug shots from their time as persons of conviction, and/or $$$%%%&&&*** as part of their come ons---LOL, soooooo, will enjoy you guys with a creative flare to your posts that I so much enjoy reading;)

HILARIOUS. Gosh, a funny man makes my doorbell ring repeatedly all by itself. Love the humor

Mature and curvy? Naked Newt Gingrich? Sorry but that's the first image that came to mind. Don't know why.

"Straight" as in, it's okay if a Woman does it to me? (That my personal favorite

Send me your email and I shall in turn send you a photo of my tongue. I can, infact, lick my eyebrows. Should I mention that in my marketing efforts, perhaps? Call me Gennette Simmons ( reference to the band KISS for the youngsters...)

No xplicit linguine. What about Blocked Noodles?

It don't matter how u spellz on postts.
Thanks for the laugh