Carolinas
HILARIOUS. Gosh, a funny man makes my doorbell ring repeatedly all by itself. Love the humor 
Mature and curvy? Naked Newt Gingrich? Sorry but that's the first image that came to mind. Don't know why.
"Straight" as in, it's okay if a Woman does it to me? (That my personal favorite
Send me your email and I shall in turn send you a photo of my tongue. I can, infact, lick my eyebrows. Should I mention that in my marketing efforts, perhaps? Call me Gennette Simmons ( reference to the band KISS for the youngsters...)
No xplicit linguine. What about Blocked Noodles?
It don't matter how u spellz on postts.
Thanks for the laugh
would be at least as bad as some of the ones I read from the girls thereon, probably would have to pay THEM(a LOT) to C me!!! However, on the upside, I have found 4 nuggets from that list and all of them had reasonable sounding ADs without pics that looked like their mug shots from their time as persons of conviction, and/or $$$%%%&&&*** as part of their come ons---LOL, soooooo, will enjoy you guys with a creative flare to your posts that I so much enjoy reading;)