I was trying to be a smart ass/funny guy with a post.  Unfortunately it was moved to the In Search Of bored.  I have received a few responses though....lol

A sex position class?  Dang young wimpper snapper, I am just glad to get into the position to have sex. Here is another position:

The once was a lady from Norway
Who hung by her toes from a doorway;
She said to her man,
Sitting on the devan,
'Honey I think I find one more way!'


The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!