Can any ladies offer me a small dick discount this weekend.

Always remember, for you to run an effective ad, use the K.I.S.S. method. You know:
"Keep It Short & Simple"
"Keep It Short Stupid"
"Keep It Short S*^thead"
"Keep It Short Short--Dick"

Hope this helps. Keep us posted on your generous offer. I'm sure the ladies are losing their panties already !!
Keep on rockin' the Carolinas Buddy !!!

Good Man Krich, KISS cool!

Add, WIIFM

What are the readers, or your potential target market got tattoed on their forehead??

What's Is In It For Me?

Write to what will INTEREST them and wait by the phone cause if you do it write they will call!

Mine would say, Shortish, Sharpish, Sparking Personalityish, Smallish heat seaking moisture missile so won't hurt but enough to feel goodish, Slght Curvish to your G-Spotish, World Class Daty skill with fingers and tonguish, Sparkling Personalityish! World knowledge of the female body and a overwhelming, bulldogged persistence to achieve goal for you.  Will work with you till you have the best orgasm or your life and for a HUGE fee teach your boy toy how to do what I know how to! Can say WINNING! I prefer you scream it at me when we get you there.

Only women who know they have not had the best orgasm they ever imagined need apply!

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So how bout it Krich, am I getting any calls? hehe

I Concur!

Shifterp OUT

send her to you !!  

My advice is to get a TOLL-free hotline and a personal assitant to handle all the calls. That would be the opposite of what Pat Roits strategy, which is to have a 900 number installed.

and of course he WOULD NOT be talking about a shot !!!

Of couse he should post it on Back Page! Oh wait, here's another one: "**SmallDick_ BAREBA#Ker Needs^BIG$$$DISCOUNT!!!**"

If it weren't for viagra you guys would qualify for a limp dick discount...do as I said before buy a blow up doll, because that's the only female figure that you will ever be able to satisfy

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Really, go there and start insult people over there,

Bash the ladies there and see how quickly you'll get slammed so hard you'll start cryin to your momma!

Insult the guys there for no damn reason, they cut their teeth with little annoying trolls like you.

See if you can stand the heat over there, candy ass.

I triple dog dare ya.

Do ya feel lucky tonight...well do ya...PUNK!