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To unwrap...
He also left alittle note for you....

Dear **** You have been so good this year, I thought you were deserving of a special gift.. Please treat this one with care and upwrap slowely.. This little gem. will give you hours and hours of fun and many options to choose from. If variety is what you need...No batteries needed but, does does come with an attachment if desired..

I am sorry there was not an owners guide to be found. It seems.. This one has a mind of her own... I am sure if you play with her long enough you will figure out how to do all the things you want her to do...

P.S. Thanks for the cookies and milk., I left a few for you. You will need nourishment when you are done..

Monday-Saturday 7am till 7pm...

That's one package I'd drive two hours to "unwrap"!
As sweet as applebutter on grandma's biscuit.