Thought I had a great idea.  While reading this board, I noticed the ladies project some excellent presonalities.  I read the reviews and not one of them have bad reviews.  I love TER reviews.  Ok once in a while there is some ..... lets say malcontent mixed in....  but over all the reviews can melt an ice cube on the north pole.
So I was thinking, it may be a LOT of fun, to sample each one,  over the course of some time.  Like a year or so lol.  Not talking trying to take on the ad board, but the lovely ladies that post on this one.  But then as I was thinking further, the thought crossed my mind that some of them can be very addicitve.  In fact intoxicating.  I can name at least 3 possibilities, no 4, well then there is 5, 6, ooooo and then there is .....    But my point is that sooner or later I fella could get hooked on one of these ladies and just have a hard time finishing the mission.  Should a guy attempt such a mission???

There are 3 ladies, no 4, well then there is 5,6 oooo and then there is........they are all hot enough to melt an ice cube on the north pole.

Your mission Roadhouse2, should you decide to accept it, is to sample each one of these ladies and try not to have a HARD TIME finishing the mission.

As always, should you or any of your IMasculinity be baited or switched, the Sexatary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

I think you have your orders now. Good Luck

Go For It

You 2 ladies are on the list, and you demonstrate the personalities I was talking about.  

Miss Addison, I have never tried 2 at a time.  I think that would not only be exciting but would kill 2 birds with one stone.  

And Sexy I believe I will attempt this mission.
 
But I think what I need is a team.  You know a Carolina team.  Maybe the team name should be called something like ‘Search and Enjoy ‘.   (no destruction here) .  I need some guys to volunteer.  I know volunteering in the military was somewhat dangerous, but this is the exception.   Gentlemen we must use our weapons expertly and climb the mountains and recon the valleys and bring these ladies to their knees, literally.   Are you guys up for it?

I say go for it..

Save your pennies!

Mistress Jessica,  I am not a child!  Just a big kid lol.  That mistress thing scared me for a moment. Started picturing a woman in leather with clamps and chains. Im not a pain is pleasure sort of guy.  BUT I read your reviews and I breathed a sigh of relief. Your on the list.

The term mistress is from the 1800's and even before when it was common knowledge for the married man to have a mistress. He kept her in a lavish lifestyle and away from the wife but in exchange for time spend together she kept his secrets safe. ( best way  I could say it on a public forum)

I think I will go back to educating the public of where the words derived from............

Thanks

My apologies dear lady.  That did cross my mind.  Just so much of the other out in the world. Please accept my deepest apologies.