While waiting on my flu shot, I was watching TV today when a very cute, and healthy looking blonde with tips for relieving tension;P comes on...
TIP #3: Get A Hobby)  
Guys and girls, I believe we are on to something here;P I am sooooooooo relaxed today, having taken advantage of that tip Tuesday;P Hey! it's kinda, sorta like playing a round of golf in that you finish with one hole and then you head for the next one;P

and in golf dont you hit your balls with your club?   There is that patch with the hole in it but dont you put the ball in the hole?  I dont like that game lol. And dude there are 18 holes!!!!!!!   You need to move that  flag up to the second hold cause after that I am a dead pigeon.

road.....,
In both hobbies, we guys swing our clubs wildly, with the most popular ones being a 6 to a 9 wood) Course, the lil holes are, what, about 4 inches deep? Guess the depth depends on where on the playing field it's located;P
In both hobbies there are "birdies" to be had and when we get one it makes us smile
In one hobby, we keep score on a card, on the other one, TER helps out.
Strokes used with our clubs in one hobby has the objective of keeping that number low, however, in the other one, we just stroke away, oblivious to that number, until we start gasping for air, our knees get weak, and our minds take us to a place we try to get to as often as possible;P
Both hobbies cost about the same----$$$$---but we guys had rather skip a meal---some of us could probably skip several meals---just to dine at the "Y" as often as we can---yum! it's amazing that that place has such delicious entrees;P
You guys/girls enjoy those smiles you will get when you deliver those toys to those precious lil ones!!!

That yall stick your tees in the dirt and put your balls on top.  Then you stretch your club up over your shoulder.  Now I am a thinkin that is stretching a lil bity thang a long way, what kinda club you got??.  And then Yall hit your balls with your club, and they will soar and soar  and sore.  And I might they would.  Beating them with a club.  Then the worse thang I heard is you use a little brass wire brush on your club to clean it???? That sounds down right painful.   I rather us a soapy cloth liken the ladies do.  And the idea of carrying you club in a bag with OTHER clubs???  Oooooh no. I aint going golfin.