Women just know how to clean.. I remember I was in a boot camp when I was younger and the lady was guiding the girls on how to clean themselves- She would hold a rag up and say, now you want to get in between each and every little crack and crevice, and thats what Ive always done. Ive Never ate celery a day in my life or missed a day of meat! and even when my menstrual does appear, I keep clean and fresh. Some may have to take extreme measures, but I guess that all depends on the chick! And- Low Volume- High Volume- Doesnt particularly matter- It depends on you lades and your hygiene!
I have been with a couple of providers whose pussy juices had a strong odor. Mind you the providers themselves were clean and fresh but I noticed this strong odor soon after the action between us heated up. This is a turn off from DATY for me.
Do the women have any control over this?
Like sushi, if it is fresh it will not smell.
Depends on the odor, right????
Pretty much most likely gonna taste like chicken, right?
Since I am a dude, a dude, not the DUDE, only one Dude and he was in The Big Lebowski!
But as far as I know about what goes on between the ladies legs, yes they do in fact have at least some control over any odor that may be there.
We men have some control over ourselves too! Just eat a whole bunch of garlic before seeing a gal who will cim and see what she says!!!! LOL
There is a SMALL chance she might even say, "Hey tastes like Garlic Chicken"! Ok maybe not but that was funny wasn't it???
I think Dr Ruth would let all of us know diet and hygene are at the top of the list to keep this region fresh and clean and ready for a licking to keep on ticking.
In reality though I am not really too sure cause I am not really a gynecologist, just played one briefly on a pilot that did not get picked up.
I did get to say "I concur", a bit which was cool cause I loved it when Leonardo said that in that movie he was in that he was pretending to be a Doctor.
Ok since I obviously have no idea what I am talking about I will sigh off for now!
Anyone Concur????
Shifterp OUT!
No excuse for a rotten twat! Sorry! There would definitely be no DATY if that were the case. A clean, healthy woman with any respect for herself keeps clean, especially down there.
If you were at a nice restaurant and a dish was sat before you and the smell was distasteful, would you eat it???? If it dont smell like roses it will not get my attention. I give the ladies the respect of being spotless, and I expect the same.....
Condoms with sperm/lube smell bad to me & make me smell bad sometimes, surely taste bad. So I use the flavors. They smell & taste good..Not sure good was the right word. It also depends on a ladies monthly. Another thing I no longer have to deal with. Clean, Clean is just a given, or your a lady no-one wants.
Do U like banana, cherry, or orange??
Just my .02..No falmes or bad thoughts..XOXOXO Kim Keys
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Yes, A woman has control over this....
Your lady friend most likely has a bacterial infection or something else..
EIther way.... You are at risk for catching the something else if you are DATY and it is smelly...
See low volume ladies. Also, swish that finger around up in there and check to see if she is wearing a sponge. I hear that's what some do when on their monthly. Does anyone really think that will stop every molecule of blood from getting out? That's like believing in the tooth fairy, or that those little mint mouth freshener slips will kill bacteria and viruses.
Vegetarians taste better. Eat more celery. You'll taste better. If she smells bad, put her in the tub and swish it around until it comes out smelling clean. Do not suffer through eating it clean. Gag a maggot! That makes me think about kissing a man after he licks my ass. "Oh no! You do not think you are going to do that, do you?"
I have been with a couple of providers whose pussy juices had a strong odor. Mind you the providers themselves were clean and fresh but I noticed this strong odor soon after the action between us heated up. This is a turn off from DATY for me.
Do the women have any control over this?
Women just know how to clean.. I remember I was in a boot camp when I was younger and the lady was guiding the girls on how to clean themselves- She would hold a rag up and say, now you want to get in between each and every little crack and crevice, and thats what Ive always done. Ive Never ate celery a day in my life or missed a day of meat! and even when my menstrual does appear, I keep clean and fresh. Some may have to take extreme measures, but I guess that all depends on the chick! And- Low Volume- High Volume- Doesnt particularly matter- It depends on you lades and your hygiene!
And telling guys to just "swish that finger up there and check to see if she is wearing a sponge"...not cool.
Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm LOW volume. That being said I would never presume that a high volume lady is more like to smell "down there" than a low volume lady.
And I love a nice fillet steak and I've never had any complaints about my "hoo-hoo" being anything but fresh!
Steph
Who are you to tell these men they have a RIGHT to "swish that finger up there and check for a sponge"
Some women do not even ALLOW finger penatration...and to say low volume providers are more fresh and clean?? PLEASE...it has to do with hygeine...plain and simple. And if a woman doesnt smell clean and fresh...just leave...or ask her to shower. We would ask the same of you!
Maybe next time a guy isnt so fresh and clean i'll swish my finger in his ass?? *eye roll*
Ya ya ya, I know. I am the big ahole who jokes too much and runs off at the mouth too much. I am nearly a vegetarian, so I speak from personal experience. I smell better now than I did when I ate a lot of meat.
I did not say anyone stinks because they eat meat, although I heard it said in China that Americans stink because they eat cheese. Celery is for men. It makes their cum taste sweet. I just figured it would help us too. It's good for you.
I'm still not going to shut up and go away, so kiss mah grits, as they say in the South, and "f*ck 'em if they can't take a joke." I never intended to anger anyone, just stated my opinion. Next thing I know, ya'll will be shouting "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! Fi's got cooties!" Humph
Oh, and who in their right mind is really going to try and go deep enough to check for a sponge? Ya'll really do take me too seriously.
I think we all know that you are far from a vegetarian dear! And, I have plenty of grits to share w/ u as well since u wanted to reply directly to me. I do not think u were joking, but were more so truing to advertise as that may be a difficult route for u. ( Humor Right? ) Gotta Luv It. And, I like my grits a bit on the thinner side. Wink!
You haven't tried any recipes from The Vegetarian Epicure, volumes I and II, have you? They are oh so good, and ohhh so fattening! There is even a newer more updated version out now. I have all three versions. The first two were given to me by my second husband in the late seventies, who introduced me to vegetarianism. I fell off the band wagon while pregnant, craving hot dogs with mustard and chili. Fortunately, there are tons of new vegie cookbooks out there. Being fat does not mean I can't become a vegetarian.
I've found myself not wanting to eat meat much lately. The last time I looked at a chicken tender, all I could think of was those poor chickens trussed upside down on a conveyor belt, waiting to have their heads ripped and/or sliced off. Ewww! Don't even get me started on the cattle deal. I just got back from Texas last month.
What you believe is your choice. I like my grits thick and creamy, with lots of butter and a hint of salt. I learned how to make them from an Horry County boy.
Preciouz, If you ever have to change your name, I do hope you have someone do this to you. I have not tried to hide my name change from anyone but my family. For you to post this here is atrocious.
And, if thats the case, you still have some cleaning up 2 do. I never personally got rude until u went on with the kiss your grits and the if they cant take a joke (which was no joke) fuck em all. But, the end@
brusque and rough at times. Some of you took what I said too seriously. Some of it, I meant wholeheartedly. The rest was flippantly written, and badly at that, or you would have understood my meaning. Apparently, my post was just long enough to let people get fixated on one or two things, not the entire message.
The main things I have been reminded of by this thread are that no one can please everyone, that I am as fallible as anyone else, and I am only as weak and vulnerable as I allow myself to be. You know that old saying about throwing sticks and stones?
For many people, this is merely a "come f*ck me" board. I like to think that our diversity is what keeps it, and others like it, alive. Having been subjected to name calling and catty remarks, I will still post, and still try to talk to people.
LOL I bet some would just LOVE having a finger swishing up their ass! LOL LOL I agree, it has to do with hygiene. By high volume, I mean the ladies who see men back to back with no time to wash between, or with only time for a quick bath, all day long.
Four years ago, when I was new, I would see who I could, when I could because I was hungry and had bills to pay. I was kidding about throwing her in the tub, but I do have a friend who says that he politely suggests they get in the tub and then under the guise of foreplay, he does just that. Of course some women do not allow that. I hate the idea of broken dirty fingernails in me. Ewwwww! Now, cut close and clean is another story.
Are you serious?
You might not have a problem with a gentleman digging around in your hoo ha but i personally prefer my kitty to be handled with more TLC than that.
Yes diet can occassionally have an effect on the vaginal flora but it's is definitely NOT a defining factor and i like to eat both vegans and carnivores and have never experienced a problem.. just sayin'
The scent as mentioned before could be a result of lubes or condom use.Since the OP is mentioning that it occurred after the action started and it was fresh and clean before that .
if a guy licked your ass and then kissed you?
In this case are you the maggot?
Very entertaining
Ahh yes, I knew you were back there somewhere.
In this case are you the maggot?
Very entertaining
Ladies included. The same lady will not taste the same from day to day... Why? Be cause it depends on where a woman is on her cycle, and I do not mean the the monthly part. There are time frames when the coochie is a ramps up the small a bit, not bad just more of it. Usually midway between monthly flow when the egg drops, it is also wetter because of the added lubrication to drop the egg.
There are tons of washes out there to keep the cootie clean, they are meant to wash the kitty and maintain the proper PH that maintains proper kitty health and thereby keeps the kitty smelling how it should.
Now, as another brang up, condoms smell BAD. It could in fact be that while you are pounding her the odor of the condom is wafting to your nose. Daty after sex it will also likely give you a swift whiff of the condom smell.
As for a kitten that is fresh starting a date and smells of funk, refrain. You can get BV and a yeast infection in your mouth if she happens to have one, then if you happen downtown on another before you have cleared your issues... Well, it is likely you will pass it on.
Anyway, it kinda sounds like you want to go down on the chick after sex with a condom and are likely getting the whiff and taste of the aftermath of that.
ALWAYS eat pussy BEFORE you have sex with a jimmy. It will taste better and there should not be the complaints you are providing...
Otherwise invest in some flavored 3 packs and carry them with you. Explain to the ladies you had a bad experience with regular's and the scent kills you. Make sure it is a sealed 3 pack because more it is more likely a provider will use what is in a factory sealed box then a open couple you carry in your pocket.
Good luck, Sage
sometimes I get ahead of myself in thought as well I just got a new laptop that has larger keys. It is taking some getting used to since I had been using the previous one for 5yrs.
Take care and have a good day, Sage
Female condoms are good too. No latex, no spermicide, and nothing but polyurethane gets inside the lady. They're great for a lot of reasons.
Kitty Condoms===have been singing their praises for several months now;P
Female condoms are good too. No latex, no spermicide, and nothing but polyurethane gets inside the lady. They're great for a lot of reasons.
You are a genius. Research is always the best answer.
I have not had beef or pork nor any of their by products in over two decades. I lost almost 100lbs.
Being a vegetarian does not mean you have a STANKLESS PUSSY.....it does not mean the person is less or more healthy than a person who consumes meat.
It just means you don't eat meat.
It is my experience that people who WORK OUT....as in go to the gym, bathe themselves meticulously, trim their body hairs, brush floss and scope, take care of themselves, drink lots of fluids, and eat an overall healthy diet...have no issues with BO.
Reading the OP's reviews....I don't think he could schedule with Halle Berry, or Miss America and be happy. Perhaps the two of you should get together?
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But I know that doesn't mean your hoo-hoo smells like trout 
It's 110 degrees in Vegas but I know you smell like freshly cut flowers! It's all in the grooming and anyone that knows you know you are all about the grooming!
The only exception to the rule is probably asparagus!
Now pass the BUTTER!
xoxo,
Steph
Well I know I am extremely tart after my spin classes....or heaven help me if I go to spin then to body pump.....I have to bathe before I get in my car....
I try to hydrate a lot during class, and I have a hugeeeeeeeeee yogurt swirl topped with acai and other berries afterwards.....
I think the guys can't eat asparagus....it makes their jizz taste really nasty....does it make womens twots stink?
Did you grow up in a home where insults were the norm? No need to be so nasty. I am not being that way to you.
It's 110 degrees in Vegas but I know you smell like freshly cut flowers! It's all in the grooming and anyone that knows you know you are all about the grooming!
The only exception to the rule is probably asparagus!
Now pass the BUTTER!
xoxo,
Steph
She lives in Vegas and eats alot of fish. My joking with her had nothing to do with you.
And the butter was reffering to her POPCORN comment.
Now your comments about ladies using sponges to hide the fact that they are on their monthly, and the "stick your finger up there and swirl in around to see if she is wearing a sponge...now that was NASTY! And no one is buying your back peddling.
I never had a problem with you before your posts today, so why don't you CHILL OUT?
And "welcome back", BTW!
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Cary
Now this is like sticking a finger in and getting the nasty out
Welcome back