Are there any ladies in/visiting Raleigh who enjoy pulling on a pair of elbow length, latex gloves, opening the Crisco can and burying their whole arm in a clean, willing, experienced guy?  I even have access to a sling.  Multi hour sessions, with you also serving up a Golden Shower makes this 60 yr old happy.

Shove a greased baseball bat up your ass and piss on you.

Ian....cool beanz....ya want to PM me her contact info? Sounds like a sporty gal!

You are indeed a dream come true. I'd already noted your upcoming visit and lusted after a 2 hr session.
I'm sorry to say,  you're a little bit out of my league, by about double, and I'm too respectful to negotiate.
Your web site is simply spectacular and everything you specialize in, lights me up.
Thank you for the response.