in the middle of a lap dance in a strip club in Texas( I hear of this every now and then and wonder if anyone has ever heard of the ladies getting too excited with the same end result, or is that a guy thang---LOL WAIT! WAIT! I was channel surfing a week or so ago, lying in bed, when I came across that 1,000 Ways to Die show---It seems a Japanese young couple had waited 7 years, count em, 7 years of just heavy petting, until one night that could not wait any longer---not sure if it was their wedding night, or not, but it showed them going at it hot and heavy--as only those who wait 7 years can do---and then, and then, they BOTH die during Orgasm!!! How tragic( Anybody for swearing off lap dances, or waiting a LONG time before doing the tango with a lovely Carolina Lady?
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