Ever since I returned from Florida, I have been battling the flu. I have also realized my testicles have shrunk considerably. When I reach down there, it feels like a couple of marbles in a Walmart bag. What causes that? Is it a blood flow issue? Too much NyQuil and alcohol consumption? Am I dying?  

But, as I recall your testicles.. were in good working order.. It's been a while.. but I am sure
you are simply delirious from too much Nyquil!  

"When I reach down there, it feels like a couple of marbles in a Walmart bag

Still feeling lousy, but at least my scrotum doesn't look like a shirtless Biggest Loser contestant after dropping 200 lbs. anymore.

Still, glad to hear that 'things' are back to normal... or at least as close as they get, lol