Our gov't just gave a mid-western university close to 1 million $$$ to study snails having sex!!!
Are they trying to determine if they are straight, gay, or lesbian, maybe trans-sexual, What are the snail's fav position for sex is, or if the guy snails get vocal at the time they "slime" the ladies, or how many decibels the lady snails emit during the act, etc., etc. Wow! deep stuff!!!  

I'm going to apply for a grant  of a million  $$$ to study the ladies of NC as to decibels difference between when a guy vs a girl has them in their grips, etc. lordy! how many other ways can I study em with this million $$$ grant;P~~~  Hhmmm, wonder if that lady that Ms Julia is trying to turn will subject herself to the attention of said lady in a room from which there is no escape;P~~~ That experiment will probably cost me at least $1K/hour) of that million.

HHMM, might need some help guys, divide those subjects up with 600,000 for me, rest split between the Carolina Boys, Girls to experiment with;P~~~ UUUMMMM! I better go get my affairs in order;P~~~