Ok I'm bored and really don't have anything funny to tell about today. Saw a guy on the newbie board handing out advice like he was the great sage of the P4P world. Figured if nothing else this might start some much needed conversation around here and might help us all learn a bit.

So here's Case's tips for success.

1. Don't be a douchebag. This pretty much means communicate like a human being, no "hey ya wanna hook up" or "I'd love to nut on you're face". While after you've met a girl a few times you might can pull this off as a joke, if you initiate contact like this, you're gonna be cranking one out yourself waiting on a response that will never come.

2. Admit you're not exactly George Clooney in the looks department or Peter North in the sack. Just roll with it, from what I can tell the gals aren't expecting either when the door opens. So drop the delusions and just accept the fact that you're paying to fuck out of you're league.

3. Pretty self explanatory here but if ya wanna get really dirty, ya gotta be really clean!!

4. Don't let a hot gal intimidate you, oh how this one has taken me some time to deal with. Most important lesson I've learned here, a hottie is just a regular woman. Obviously I've met more amazingly beautiful ladies here than in the real world (see no.2). and took some time to learn this lesson. Once ya get this one out of the way you will notice much better experiences. No matter how hot she is, her mind and body work basically the same as the chunky gal at the Quality Mart ya picked up on a dare because you were wasted.

5. Don't be a stalker, she don't want to get an email from ya everyday, unless you're booking. And don't follow every post she makes here or someone makes about her. Really makes you look sad and lonely. Confidence is sexy to a woman, sad and lonely isn't.

6. Be yourself and have fun,try to be "that" guy. "That" guy is the guy that on the day of a date she wakes up as excited to see you as you are her.  

Ok that's my two cents, could think of more to add but want to see what the rest of y'all have to ad.
And I'll have y'all another story tomorrow, been kind of busy lately. But did manage to piss Mrs. Case off with a good one. Actually worked out pretty good though!!

NO two ladies are wired alike so looks aside, you are incorrect, IMO when you say..."her mind and body work basically the same as the chunky gal at the Quality Mart..." NOPE!

We were put on this earth to confuse the hell outta you guys, so what turns one of us on might not work for another lady. Try and suck my toes and you'll end up with a black eye, most likely from the involuntary knee jerk that causes my foot to hurl towards your face! Another lady, that might put her over the edge, I dunno. I do like a good foot massage though and profess to have a "g spot" on the bottom of each foot in a certain place, go figure.

Oh and guys yes PLEASE man scape it's great for us and gives you an added bonus of looking 1/2-1 inch longer, lol.

The rest sounds right to me babe! Well maybe "that guy" thing sounds a little Alan Alda-ish...it's an 80s thing you wouldn't understand, Case!

xoxo,

Steph

xoxo,

Steph

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Alan Alda?!  Until he morphed into Mr. Sensitive, I always wanted to be Hawkeye.  One of the reasons I chose my profession.

which isn't a bad thing! But his personality in M.A.S.H was great!

xoxo,

Steph

I agree!  Please trim the man bush and if you want your balls include then shave them!!

Good points as usual Stephanie. Of course all women are different as to what they like or what makes them squirm. :0)  
Let me explain the best way I know how.  
If I'm sitting in the deer stand and a doe or a small buck comes out that I intend to shoot its no biggie. Cool as a cucumber business as usual, line up just behind the shoulder and bang!! Got a freezer full of good eating easy as pie. Now if a 12 point buck walks out I'm all to hell!! Shaking like a leaf, can't get the crosshairs lined up to save my life. I've dropped several does and small bucks at 250+ yards even in poor shooting light heck one was in a dead run and still dropped like a rock. Even had a witness LOL!! But I've let nerves cost me more than one wall hanger inside of 30 yards.  

The point being, no matter how beautiful a gal is she's still a gal. Not to let that get the best of ya. I may or may not have let that happen in the past. I'm not admitting anything here!! LOL!!

The difference in y'all gals is what makes this so much fun, who wants y'all all the same. The mystery is half the fun!!!

Hope that made better sense and hopefully I don't get raked over the coals for killing Bambi.

fishing, monster truck shows, big belt buckles, pig races...anything but killing Bambi's mother and father? Where's Thumper and Flower?

The closest I get to eating anything gamey is duck or free range chicken, lol.



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He just started giving off this Phil Donohue vibe!

Thanks for giving some life to the board again..

I usually enjoy reading your post...

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Cute. Loved the way you worded this... though there are some George Clooneys and Peter Norths out there! That's when I get nervous! lolol

- Courtney -

I liked it! :

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Sorry to disappoint I'm more like Larry the Cable Guy in the looks department and Steve Carell in the 40 year old virgin!!! LOL!! Well maybe not that bad but defiantly not going to be casted for the starring role in Blazing Matresses!!

hahaha! Cute.