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Avast!
mistressjessica 727 reads
posted
1 / 10
National Talk Like A Pirate day...

My new pirate name.

Black-Hearted Barbara  
Your ship is so drenched with blood that people think it's a Mardi Gras float. This is okay because it means that the men, err, we mean "cabin boy-toys" will often drop to their knees as ye sail by. And you thought pirating had no career benefits!  

The pirate life does not suck!
Related Link: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

GoldieKnox See my TER Reviews 497 reads
posted
2 / 10
Avast!

Gyar, tis true!
It be pirate day....

 
So how about some pirate humor?

What's a pirates favorite print?
AAAAAARRRR-gyle

 

What's a pirates favorite letter?
Is it "AAAAARRRRRR"?
No, it be the sea!

 

Heehee
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DynamiteDominicDeNucci 500 reads
posted
3 / 10
Arrr ye wench belay, ye make me hornpipe smell Like a bilge rat EOM


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 450 reads
posted
4 / 10
Hi baby, I'm Olive Oil...

Aaaay, garsch.

Roadshow2 30 Reviews 448 reads
posted
5 / 10
Shiver me timber

Avast it be that Black Hearted Barbara wench.  I be a thinking I might be needing to tie up to your dock mi lass.  What say ye to that?

mistressjessica 470 reads
posted
6 / 10
Re: Shiver me timber

I think it is my job as the pirate to tie you up and take your bag of coins.. LOL....

Posted By: Roadshow2
Avast it be that Black Hearted Barbara wench.  I be a thinking I might be needing to tie up to your dock mi lass.  What say ye to that?

tgdavis 368 reads
posted
7 / 10
16 men on a dead man's chest...

I've actually been to Dead Chest island. Didn't have a bottle of rum though.
Yo Ho Ho!

SouthernGent51 10 Reviews 396 reads
posted
8 / 10
Re: Arrrrgh..me got a little booty and a nice chest full of treasure! :D (eom)

I know that Jessica has a treasure chest, and judging by your photos photos, you do as well, ARRRRGH!

Noldi666 2 Reviews 442 reads
posted
9 / 10
Pirate!

That one!  The sultry wench with the fire in her eyes!

Take her clothes off and bring her to me!

SonnyNC 26 Reviews 387 reads
posted
10 / 10
I must not be a pirate because

I prefer sugar to Arrrrrtificial sweetner.

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