Left the Carolina ice & snow to go out of town for a couple of weeks. I just got on our little Carolina Board and started catching up with what was happening in 'Hobbywood' while I was gone & it looks like all hell blew up !!!  

I'm not sure, but I think I caught:
- Alias posts that were from men, but could actually be posted by a provider
- Alias posts from whomever --- because they posted as an ALIAS !!
- New business ventures or 'models'
- Erotic services
- Jealousy
- Detective Work
- Interrogations
- 'White Knighting'
- Sarcasm
- Trolls
- Friends standing by "Hobby" friends
- Detectives throwing the book at the suspect
- Buicks, Chevies & Fords
- Capitalism
- The Sun continues to rise ...... in the real world & our fantasy world

So, did I miss ANYTHING else ?? Holy shit !! I feel like I just watched 4 seasons of "Dallas" combined with "Fantasy Island" !!!  What channel does this run on? What genre --- comedy, drama, thriller, romance, adult?

I think I am going to book a double with somebody  A N D  you better not be bringing "Tattoo" with you for the fun !!!

Here's a thought ---- since I am one of the guys who count Julia among my "Hobby" friends, how about I take one for the team? I will book some time with Julia, followed up immediately with some quality time with Corrine. I will do some real "feet on the ground", "sniffing around", "undercover", "ball busting" detective work so I can report back to everyone with a huge smile on my face what I find out !!!!!

Boy ........ nice to be back with sane peopl

We do see.

Don't we ever.

Awfully quiet round here now though....LOL

I really enjoyed reading that. Quite well written & almost as thrilling as watching it in real time.

Ah the adventure & drama.

No, no t.v. required

Next time, someone should try to figure out how to sell tickets!

END OF MESSAGE

Can't wait to see how that works out...but I suspect from your post that the deal was set for you already.

Good to have a Champion WK riding in to save Guinevere.  Bring your trusty shiny sword and stallion and she'll discount you even more.

Way to slay those nasty trolls  ;

brown nosing !!! Take a deep breath ........... now exhale. It's ok, really. I was just joking around a bit.

Lighten up ......... do a double with Julia & Corrine at the SAME TIME !! It will make you feel better.

I was going to get my Chicago CPA to help me w/ this tremendously challenging formula. It's really over my head. I always hated addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. It's so hard !!

p.s. Is that you in the illustration of that mean ol' nasty Black & White Knight. You just need to remember ........ I don't swap swords ........... sorry Sir CPA or Lance-Alo

Since that is against TER rules...and we all know you would never have dreamed of actually shilling for two hookers in one post  LOL

Not sure where you thought that swapping swords was part of this...but I can get that Julia is helping you write these posts.  I'm sure it's all part of the master plan to deflect the utter stupidity and arrogance of your ATF...not to mention extreme narcissism.

So if you can afford to pay Corrine...you might be able to afford my rates.  But which rate should I charge you?  Oh such a conundrum.  

Head back to Camelot and get some of the other Knights (hey Ted Knight is available...he is really old though) to assist you in this quest.

Next time get your BBBJ from JJ before you post this shit up....I'm not so sure she'll take too kindly to your complete and utter failure to properly shill for her and Corrine.

And please take this post as humorous and sarcastic....it's meant to illuminate.  And tell JLS/Corrine that I still like her posts.  Even though there's never an ounce of truth in them, they are entertaining.

Corrine will be really pissed at JLS since Corrine needs to get that $ 1k and JLS only gets $ 350.  And JLS's kids need to be "set for life"...which they were only a month ago and now that Corrine gal is stealing the money that JLS needs for her kids.

And a double won't work as only one will be there at a time...kind of like Mrs. Doubtfire.  And that didn't turn out too well.

It's all so terribly confusing.

Just kidding with you pal...I know you wouldn't have started a shill thread on this board.  It belongs on the ad boards...but that would be a problem as JLS would have to show that Corrine is really her...and...oh dear Lord, it's just a cluster fuck.

Can't wait to see how you'll write that review.  Is there medical marijauana in Carolina?  Get some...it'll really help with this.

-- Modified on 2/25/2014 7:14:09 PM

END OF MESSAGE

True story.
I can say she did deserve a roast.
(After pondering it for a few days... What I thought had been clever as marketing, changed to deception...  I came to the same conclusion as whomever has the "same cheeseburger different wrapper" statement. My, how it stuck with me.)

However, I can not say it was right for people to "troll" other threads with lash-out.  
(It was halfway amusing for the half the threads to be bombed with "hooker for a $1,000" marquee- the other half of me was horrified.) Certainly not a good way for adults to behave... Considering the rude  
off-topic hi-jacking.... So because one hooker pissed off your "better sensibilities" you are allowed to be rude on/to some other poor TER members thread?

Common sense, common decency, & common courtesy... are they dead or just lost to half the population?

If you are so pissed, why not write a roast thread? Oh wait, that's right, you AREN'T allowed because that kind of behavior isn't acceptable. So I guess bend the rules til they damn near break or whatever.... You'll get no cookie from me for good behavior!!
 Cause God forbid I do something to piss you off, then I'll be the one with a bulls-eye. But it's ok, I'm not a coward, I won't go silent. I don't feed trolls either

It's part of an obvious JLS/ CL media blitz to combat the negative press.

This was the sweet likable end. She also has mostly avoided direct confrontation on the boards. Meanwhile, she has beem BCing with more aggressive supporters. The ugly underbelly was the WK/Mangina who's threatened multiple times to beat me up for my remarks. (It's widely known by now.) That would be hilarious except for the sad statements it represents. That people get so emotionally wrapped up in the stuff that goes on here that they would do her bidding. I have no doubt where the message was coming from, but with a wall of deniability. If any of you are a fan of "House of Cards", it was a response worthy of the character Frank Underwood, who, apropos, was from the Carolinas. Except Frank wouldn't have made the mistakes that JLS did in the first place or been so obviously deceptive.  

You all can go on drinking the Koolaid. It makes no difference to me- I've got no "skin in her game." Just don't come crying when she does you like the dozen or so who thanked me for standing up to her for them. "Bullying" a bully? Indeed. The smart money is on the guys/gals who have figured out her game already.  

-- Modified on 2/26/2014 1:33:05 AM

Is it $150/HH or $250/H? The special rate for participating in this week's spin control...

the message clearly for all because of some of the stupid messages & posts that I have received.  
   
As I said, I was out of town for a couple of weeks and ignored the comings & goings of the Carolina Board. When I got back, I thought I would catch up on the happenings around our community. Honestly, I was both amused and taken aback at the same time about what I read and saw so I thought I would poke some fun at it to lighten everyone up. Maybe I was wrong, but I felt like everyone could use a laugh and the opportunity to lighten up a bit.  
   
Honestly, not to walk a fence and be Bill Clinton, but I see both sides. Some people call standing up for what you believe bullying ......... another word could be passionate & there is nothing wrong with that. However, when you start being a nasty, mean, D.B. then you're not being passionate ....you're being threatening. That's wrong. If you don't see that, then something is wrong in your way of thinking.  
   
Maybe Julia's plan was not well thought out or implemented. Maybe some folks don't like it. But one thing is for damn sure ---- she wasn't the first and she won't be the last to do it. For me, I could give a shit less. I understand why others do. I see this as a "Fantasy World" and weird shit happens around here from time to time. The key to me is to keep it in perspective with what is Real World vs. Fantasy World.  
   
Now ........... as far as the context of my post and the psycho-analyzed meaning behind it:  
1. You don't need to spin the 33 (album for you younger ones ---- like a CD, but black and bigger) backwards to hear satanic chants or promoting Julia. They are not there.  
   
2. Julia DID NOT ask me to post a GD thing about this.  
   
3. Since Julia .... nor anyone else asked me to post .... it obviously IS NOT A "Media Blitz" to save her ass.  
   
4. All parties had valid arguments ---- ALL !!!!  
   
5. The situation reminded me of a made-for-TV mini-series. Still does. But instead of being entertaining, it's starting to make me want to find a new Hobby like whittling on some wood instead of watching "Bullshit TV"  
   
6. Old Ted made a valid point about car comparisons. Have any of you "passionate" people picketed GM or Ford Headquarters? Not saying that there aren't holes you could punch in the theory. Just saying it's a valid point.  
   
7. Although I think it is PROBABLY impossible (not sure though), I WOULD book a double with Julia & Corrine. It would be mind-blowing I'm sure.  
   
8. I need a CPA from Chicago to help me figure out the donation formula because it is WAY OVER my Southern, Illiterate Head.  
   
9. I do consider Julia a very nice lady and "Hobby Friend" who happens to be a provider. I say that because she provided a wonderful experience to me one time and the time we spent together was valued. She has been nothing but nice to me, so why shouldn't I to her? With that said, Julia DID NOT ---- I repeat DID NOT ---- ask me to take up for her which I am not doing. In fact, I haven't had any discussion with Julia in months. We are "Hobby Friends" living in "Hobbywood" which is a fucking fantasy !!!!! We are not Ken & Barbie. HaHaHa because Ken & Barbie are real, right?  
   
10. I really could care fucking less if Julia markets herself as 1, 2, 3 or more providers. I do understand why you do care ------ BUT, I DON'T. Get it. To each's own. That doesn't make me a pussy, a mangina, a white-knight, a DonJuan, a CPA or anything else other than a dude that used to enjoy the Carolina TER Community and was trying to lighten the fucking mood !!!  
   
11. I was being sarcastic when I said I was happy to be back to "sane people". Why? Because this is the shit that is insane.  
   
As far as Frank Underwood & HoC ---- great show, but wrong character in trying to portray what I was saying. When you know me ..... as some clearly do in this community .... then try to psychoanalyze my statements.  
   
Here's the real deal behind why I don't give a fuck about stupid shit like this ---  
REAL WORLD = 9/11, Cancer, Terrorism, Mortgages, Unemployment, Homeless, College Expenses, High Gas Prices, Prostrate Exams, Shitty Drivers, Home Invasions, Friday Night Dinners, College Football, Laughing ..... at One's Self, etc., etc. etc.  
   
FANTASY WORLD = Providers, Hobbyist, P4P, NSA, Escape the Real World for an Hour or 2, Fun, Carnal (sometimes Carnival), Blondes, Brunettes, Red-Heads, Big Ones, Real Ones, Fake Ones, Shaved, Landing Strip, Natural, 7's, 8's, 9's & 10's & more !!!!  
   
The difference in the two illustrate why I don't give a flying fuck how Julia decides to market herself. There's a whole lot of Real World shit that means a lot more.  
   
Now to paraphrase the legendary Clark W. Griswold just a bit:  
"I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation in "Hobbywood". It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna' have fun, and I'm gonna' have fun... We're all gonna' have so much fucking fun we're gonna' need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see an undercover angel. Praise the P~^^y! Holy Shit! "  
   
Now ........... Have a nice day ;

what a great post..seriously