What is the point to this post? Is this somehow supposed to be enticing to a hobbyist to make an appointment?

First, it seems aimed at insulting other low-end providers for some reason when she comes across as very low-end herself. But then it goes on to insult hobbyists and calls them "dummies".

Oh yeah, let me put her number on speed-dial...

She is hot.

his clients from the cheap h*** who are bringing the dumb shit. He's saying the choice is yours: bacteria and STDs for $25-$100 or quality, elegance & class, presumably for more than $25-$100. Dummy.

However, it's so fragmented and disjointed that the meaning escapes me.  I personally would never call an ad like that.

It also looks like there are 2 different girls pictured.

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