I built a bunker out of old buses. I made sure to include all the essentials, food, alcohol, weapons, sex swing, sex toys, lube, condoms, porn. There's nothing like the feeling of getting laid after killing some walkers.
You misunderstand. There was no human-undead sex meant, nor implied. That would be gross...and way out of my fetish zone. I'm much more of a toe sucker than a zombie fucker.
The only implied sexy fun is betwixt myself and the any other sexy survivors. So if you are female and reading this message, head to the bunker. Those who arrive get laid.
and if I was close by I would show you how warm. I myself, much like you, have Irish and Cherokee in my blood. Good mix for killing all the Zombies. Also, good for getting naughty together!
Went in for a cleaning and found a bad tooth. So my teeth got cleaned up, and my pockets are getting cleaned out for the summer. 2K plus for a bridge. Kind of depressed but still alive and kicking.
But Joe has the right attitude, just listen to the link.
I might come back WALKING like a zombie for a bit, but I will still be very much alive and roaring at the chance to "play". I'm a very positive ---- glass is half-full ---- kind of guy, but I have gotten a bit depressed after realizing I will have to be "hobby free" for several weeks !! HaHa
Every time I get behind an "idiot" on the road or in line at the store or at a restaurant or ... well you get the point ... I think that the zombies got them. If they still have any part of their brains left, they don't use it.
OK done with my rant. Hope to see you later this week?
Not sure what the problem is with everyone else but I'm going to saddle up on my Harley and ride. Spring is here and MB rally is around the corner. Then I have a trip planned out west for a week and come back by Sturgis. There will be Zombies there I'm sure. Sweet M you need to hop a ride and go for the sunset.
and be back in full gear in 6 months. You'll be in a world of pain afterwards and during physical therapy, you'll probably wish you hadn't been born, just do the therapy "home work" or better total recovery.
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