Yankee men of Boston? Take notice: I plan on paying you a visit this month. You can think of this as the Southern invasion of your city . . . if you know me, then you'll get this humor. And if you don't know me, maybe you should make it a point to visit my website and find out who this rebel woman is.


All of my information is there on my website, along with some other photos, and everything you could possibly need to know, and then some. It's always a good idea to find out as much about the invader as possible, so do swing by my website and have a look around.

At this time, my plan of attack is to arrive in Boston first, on May 14, decimate your city ; ) and then march on to Hartford before I slip back behind Southern lines. Hell, I might even disturb the peace in Rhode Island if I get the urge.

I'll be bringing my southern sunshine and that sweet disposition with me, and it looks like I may be packing my tan lines too.  Why, it's hot down here. Ready? Prepare, gentlemen.

I do want to flank your entire city, but generally speaking, I like to date men over the age of forty.

Line up and protect your turf from this rebel (or don't . . . more fun that way ; )

Till I hear from you,

Diana



-- Modified on 5/2/2012 11:50:17 PM

This is the stance with which I usually prepare to duel. What say you? Diana vis a vis the honorable gents of Boston, in just a couple of weeks? Are you game? Are you gentleman enough to meet me halfway for what can be a most memorable battle, indeed?

I'm a rebel, oh yes, I am. Meet me in person to find out how I abandoned New England and came to be your invader from the South.

Duel? You? Me? I dare you . . . .

Stay tuned for a shot of my 100% all natural red hair, every single strand. And come to think of it, every single ounce of my five-foot, seven-inch frame is natural. All natural, all American. Truce!  



-- Modified on 5/3/2012 1:11:28 AM

I do hope my humor is well received in your city, Boston. I'm not really out to harm you, not at all. I'm just a history buff and looking forward very much to seeing New England again after some time now.

Welcome home the rebel woman who ran away . . . and took her red locks with her, all natural, in every way. Every strand, every bit of me, all natural. And that's pretty much how I am with you--naturally my own quirky self, with a lot of laughter. I do so love to tease and flirt.

Care to dance?

-- Modified on 5/2/2012 11:52:06 PM

Diana,

Don't know How deep you like to delve into history but Nathaniel PhilBrick wrote a great book on the history of New England before the revolutionary war called Mayflower.  We New Englander's live in a very contracted space. Unlike you southerners who spread out to grow your tobacco we lived frugally on top of one another so the history is condensed into a very small space.

Checked out your website and really appreciate the detail. Looking forward to connecting with you in the future.