Cum all ye faithful...snow blower...Very Clever

The subject lines are getting better. Have you ladies hired writers or are you just revealing another one of your talents?

Happy Holidays!

thirsty

-- Modified on 12/17/2002 5:17:30 AM

That's not really true, is it Nicholette?  

thirsty

-- Modified on 12/17/2002 12:01:59 PM

you change your name to Holly!

How about "Put an angel on top of your tree"?

Sorry...couldn't resist.

thirsty

-- Modified on 12/17/2002 12:08:07 PM

Hey can i market such technique and lustful wordings? LOL! I should just hurry up and finish writing my darn book lol! I am glad you took time to appreciate the musings of us creative gals. xoxoxo

You sounded kind of sexy on my voice mail today! My Snow is Deep So You Can Cum And Plow Me Out Anytime Honey!!!LOL!

where I can get snow tires for my chair?  

thirsty

Rather not say...but you can help me decorate it.  

Are we going to spend the next week filling this board with dirty seasonal double entendres?  

thirsty

Forget about the book until after the holidays.

How about writing a dirty Christmas carol instead?

Take your pick...

The 12 Lays of Christmas

I Rest With Many Gentlemen

I'll Be Horney for Christmas

...Oh well, I have eight days to come up with something better.

thirsty

Thirsty,
You provoked me now. LOL! ~evile' naughty little grins~ I will be working diligently on my next dirty Christmas rendition in which I will dedicate to you my dear. xoxo

Reirty X-Mas rendition coming up!

I'm on the edge of my seat with anticipation...literally.

thirsty

Just give me a call and I will "Help" you "Decorate It" anytime.And as for dirty entendres....Tis The Season...Ho Ho Ho and a Cum Cum Cum!!!

How about I help you hang up your stockings with care by the fireplace

SURE...And I'll help you fire up your Yule Log!

You can come by anytime and sit on Santa's lap and tell him how nicely naughty you've been this year  Be sure to bring some cookies and cream for Santa.

All I want for Christmas this year is an Angel.

Bring your baster and I'll supply the gravy!

Sounds great to me!  Can't get enough of your turkey.  You can provide the pie for dessert as well.  Wonder what "flavor" it will be  Yum Yum.

You can bring the mince meat!

I'll bring the whipped cream.

And bring some strawberries to go with my sweet cherry!