I have failed twice to hook up with this smoking hottie whom I have been craving for several weeks.  

I doubt she is going to give you another chance.

You can look at it this way, Third time is a char

You don't have a gps? Don't blame her.

Hmm...dont have a "smartphone"???? As far as I know, ALL smartphones have a GPS/Maps app free on them.

And I still have paper maps in my car.

Some time back I had planned to see a girl (will not name).  First time we booked a few days ahead and she called me the day before to cancel.  Second time LE was in his car parked by the hotel entrance.  We waited over a half hour for him to leave.  I observed from a Burger King nearby, she watched from her hotel balcony.  We joked a lot over the phone but eventually gave up.  Third time we met and everything went fine.

Is cursive only used when you want to put profanity in a note?  

It has just never happened to me but I am low volume.

Not sure if she will entertain you again or not. You had a valid excuse the second time... How late were you the first time and did she have an appt right after you?

And, what car made past 2010, does not have one in it? Your wife is not going to think "Damn, hubby bought a GPS so he must be seeing hookers" lol. As if. You buy a GPS so you save time and don't get fkin LOST! Simple as that.

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