Oh wow, that is effing hilarious. Tough to beat.  

Here are a couple, though:

"Jeweliana Luciano"  (must be Italian!)

"Megan Zpitlz"  (???)

"Tawny Brie"  (meaning: yellow-brown cheese)

There are so many awful ones.  It's fun to read the Eros listings just for laughs.  Any provider with TWO NAMES... it's almost automatically a parody of itself, funny/stupid.