for me it is low end incalls. i will go thru with the date but wont repeat.
what does he or she have to do to break the deal?

your thoughts if any?

You are the last Boob to show up today.

Saturday night at the local tavern looking to get lucky (cool it on the fancy toilet water and hair gel). I can already hear your theme song (I imagine to be some sort of hip hop maybe salt n pepper or is it peppah?) "Push it" as you stroll down the corridor.  I know I'm going to be rolling my eyes at your super machismo and giggling to myself as I ask you to hit the showers and I pray you don't use every single towel leaving me none for myself.

I also envision myself immediately applying a bridle bit gag securely in your mouth followed by a pair of my panties and maybe special black bondage tape just in case you manage to talk through that and ask me if I have any thoughts on what we should do next. Because I already know what I want to do to you.

Your thoughts if any?

Grace

END OF MESSAGE

Yes SHE is

you, well, not so much.

Deal breaker #1 is her not having pastries ready and waiting for me.  Huge turn off.
Deal breaker #2 is having a broomstick up her ass.

While I'm not a fan of the low end incalls some hoodrats are a lot of fun.  Met one today in fact (damn you Blumax for enticing me to go to the hood), she didnt have pastries, but I let it slide because she told me I was one of the cool guys.