When I walk in it's a kiss at the door (sometimes quick, but sometime this turns into a long kiss/grope session) then I disappear into the shower.  The real show begins a few minutes later.  Most girls simply ask: "what do you want to do?"  Removing clothes is not always at the top of my list.

but usually i get the exact opposite.

... you rip my clothes off before we hit the bed.

But I usually have to have a peek to see if there is any fur first!

You walk into the room
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked
And you say, "Who is that man?"
You try so hard
But you don't understand
Just what you'll say
When you get home.