If you check into your hotel room and feel a buzzing lump under the sheets, it's probably one of my vibrators. It's the same story every time - There's a break in the action, I fire up the battery operated fluffer, my guest regains his enthusiasm, and then somehow either on of us can remember what happened to the little buzzer.
I have *never* called back to retrieve them, though I seriously considered it when I left my girlfriend's Velvet Jewels vibrator behind... that was one sweet piece of plastic
…I had gone to see a well known provider with a well known agency and when I came back to my car, I noticed I was sans my watch. I rushed back to her room and upon hearing some muffled noises, I realized that the next appointment was already in the room. I went back to my car and called the agency and told the operator of my predicament. She told me to come back in half hour and sure enough, my watch was neatly wrapped on the door knob, strap and all. I gratefully retrieved my watch and beat a hasty retreat to my car.
Whew! Thanks Wmassgal, I finally got this off my chest! Not a story I could tell my grandchildren!
After a photo shoot in a hotel suite was over, I discovered an outfit that the model had forgotten (tossed in a corner). She called me and I mailed it to her.
As for a lone "sock", many of those have been "left" behind. I have never called the front desk about those. LOL.
Funny website. Thanks for posting. One of the sock bloggers writes:
***An urgent update from our sock laboratories in England! We have discovered a 'homing call' similar to that of whales can be heard if the sock is placed within a small container with only recording equipment for company and left for 6 weeks.***
'Homing call'? After 6 weeks my sock would ferment and develop a strong homing scent. Easy to track down.
And to add insult to injury - ever tried to use her thong as a substitute? (damn I hate glasses!) It's amazing how a single sock can "disappear" in such a short time span! (lmao)
Oh yeah! I do mostly out call now and I always hold onto a key when I leave as I will invariably get to my vehicle and realize I left something behind. The last time it was my new GPS (Yikes!) usually it's my computer speakers...
I have a fav in south Jersey who I see when I work down there, she has left a hair clip behind once or twice. I still have two unused condoms that I'm holding for her on my next visit. They fell under the bed the last time and we couldn't find them. OK, I admit we didn't spend much time looking, she just got another one out of her bag...anyway I got a chuckle as I was packing the next morning and found them peeking out from under the bed. Should be a good laugh on my next visit!
I once hosted in a hotel room for an early morning appointment. After work, I checked in and dropped some stuff off. Thank goodness I showed up early that morning cause all my shit was gone. Housekeeping emptied out my room cause they thought nobody was using it. Had to deliver a clever excuse as to why I did not sleep in the bed that night. FYI... 200 roses per hour for mature ladies only.. no greek offered.
Lost my mind and my ability to say NO to a wonderful North Shore lady. You would think one would learn but it happens again and again.
Was in Memphis couple of weeks ago and while in lobby I was sitting in lobby watching the Concierge wrap cords around cell phone chargers. This is the #1 item left in hotel rooms
I once left my phone in a room. Had to wait 2 hours to get it back, lucky for me it was with a well know massage service. Got to spend the next 2 hours at the bar with a couple of the ladies.
Best part of the whole wait was I got to meet the women who would turn out to be my ATF.
I had an appointment with a lady that I knew was into toys. When the time was right I asked her about them. She started to laugh and told me she left a bag full of them in the last hotel she was at. Imagine the next guests surprise !!
a 24 pack box of condoms, a new set knee-high vinyl boots and a soaking wet bed from a squirting date! Oh, and my 9 inch dildo. Funny thing, I forgot my red soxs hat and went back to the hotel for that and the dildo. Sure I got some odd looks walking out with them in hand but at least I got my two favorite things I own back!
As for soxs, we'll I've been forbidden to wear them since my last dancing expose' in my living room.
I've left socks, underwear, condoms, airline tickets, and any number of other things behind. I once left a few of my favorite CD's in a hotel, and called to ask if they would please mail them to me. The lady said yes she would, and would I like my bottle of massage oil too. I also left my glasses in a lady's room, and when I called to ask her if I could come back, she had already gone to dinner. I fumbled around until she returned. We were in the same hotel.
I left behind my vibrator....OMG! So embarrasing! Damn, did I miss that thing!
No, I didnt call back for it either, I ordered another one online from amazingonline.net! lol (I can only imagine the look on the face of the maid the next day!) LOL
If you check into your hotel room and feel a buzzing lump under the sheets, it's probably one of my vibrators. It's the same story every time - There's a break in the action, I fire up the battery operated fluffer, my guest regains his enthusiasm, and then somehow either on of us can remember what happened to the little buzzer.
I have *never* called back to retrieve them, though I seriously considered it when I left my girlfriend's Velvet Jewels vibrator behind... that was one sweet piece of plastic
cell phone charger, once I left a very hefty envelope, went back for that one in time, b4 the maid got there. My hair brush and some other bs things I never bothered to return for. I usually try and do a sweep of the room to be sure I did not leave anything behind, when I am tired, thats where the trouble lies.
and without even a hint of a break-up - and they can do it in a relatively short time span (they can be talked into getting back together again though)
I just love it when the guys leave their cell phone....lol! How am I suppose to call them?! LOL!
As for me, I left a very sexy bikini on a 20th story balcony at a luxury hotel... The next day I called to see if it was found. Yes, it was but only the top....the bottoms disappeared. Must have grown a pair of legs and walked off....and they were very sexy black bikini bottoms I might add.
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