I prefer to get ready at my home then drive to your incall.

Would you still like me to take a shower when I arrive at your incall  
before we do the "nasty" to each other?

Your thoughts if any

you wont have to call it nasty after!

I'll bet most providers are thinking....Heavens no, don't shower, and feel free to poop before we start.  And don't forget to fart when you cum.

Those are my thoughts, if any.

butt-plug you with an inflatable 'anal-retentive' plug. That would take care of any farts until she gave you permission

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On weekends I can get up when I want, take a shower and go to an early appointment.

Weekdays I tend to go with agencies and it is tough unless I can take a very fast shower when I get there. If I see an indy I can usually ask to take one first, as they allow a lot more time between appointments, or better yet that she join me and we get started in the shower !