DIRTY minds think alike!!!!   lol

This week I am having some amazing specials not to be missed! The time for giving is here and I am ready to give alot!!!!!

~~~~SPECIALS & AVAILABILITY~~~~
(regular donations 220hr 140hh)

Mondays & Wednesdays:  10am-5pm  take 40 off of every hour scheduled.

Thursday (Thanksgiving):  10am-10pm  Take 60 off of every hour scheduled.

Friday (Black Friday):  10am-10pm  150 per hour

Saturday 9am-5pm & Sunday  5pm-11pm: Schedule an hour at the regular donation and I will match your 1 hour.


Please visit my website for more info and pics. I prefer to be contacted by email by new friends.
[email protected]

Also, I am seriously considering on not taking on any new friends at the start of the New Year. So please dont miss out on a terric girl who wants nothing more than to please.

XOXOXOXO
Crystal

I'll give you a goose!

8o)

Here comes a series of fowl jokes.

10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, but Aren't...


10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

I am available Wednesday 25th from 10am-10pm
and Thursday from 9am-1pm & 6pm-11pm

Happy Thanksgiving

xoxoxo
Crystal

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