So, the full moon comes around, I can't sleep, I can't eat: I'm just too horny for anything. What do I do? Take a chance on an unknown: Robin / southern_tender. And boy did it pay off.
I called in the morning for a massage. Since I was working late, I think it made me her last 'friend' of the day. I was a bit hesitant since you can see a nose-bridge piercing and tatoos, but the tatoos turned out to be more symbolic than scary art and the piercings (there are a few stragetically placed) turned me on. In person, she reminds me a little of Selma Blair, especially in that ring-stuck scene from the unrated version of the movie 'The Sweetest Thing'.
The massage was very nice. I got so turned on I upgrade a little so we could get 'cooking'. We ended up cooking a prostate-o dinner. Just don't make too many jokes while she's doing that or she'll laugh her ass off and nearly over-cook you. (I guess this means I'm funny!?)
Afterwards, I talked to her to find out if she has other skills. If she can do what she said, then I may have finally found someone who can do what Stacey Hott (NH) could do. I warn you, some of these things would make guys blush if they were shown in a bachelor party. This includes a handy thing, a tool thing, and a spraying thing. (I've never met Mel and I didn't ask if Robin was into women, but something tells me Mel would love to see Robin do the 'handy' thing - I know I'm dying to see that).
Want more details? We'll see about that when I post a review in the DB in the next few days.
P.S. Don't use the 0222 number instead use the one in her providerpost profile (0951) It went to some poor girl named Kimberley. I was nice enough to cover saying Robin's recent ex-boyfriend, John (duh!), probably gave out this number accidentally when he was trying to ruin Robin reputation. And, that I'd call her dad to make sure she knew this. I'm so sweet to cover for everyone who called.
I meant a 'self-claimed' (until I witness it myself) spraying skill, no external tool(s) needed. And I guess I was wrong thinking you would rather witness the 'self-claimed' (whole?) hand thing. That concept just blows my mind and probably would if I actually saw it. *pant pant pant*
Am I a freaking deviant of a Jew or WHAT? If my Rabbi only suspected... LOL. I bet he'd ban me from services (add maniacal laughter here for effect).
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