This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.


Bad Luck

A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.

As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!"

The last Friday the 13th in March, my ony Aunt passed away.

Therefore, I am staying in my house and not leaving until the 14th.

A board for erotica action is the place you want to be on a day like Friday the 13th, "the unluckiest day." If you are on here chances are you have plenty ways to get lucky!!! If not you must be the unluckiest bunch of dudes that ever lived and it would probally be better off to have a bus hit you or head on. lol

no worry hun, i'll help ya so you don't have to hold it....
;p

With you  it's never an unlucky day

Just don't swallow it when it comes off!

"Hold" that thought for a few days.... PLEASE!!!!

Hold it, hold it... Let me get Cod to take a snap of the action!  Oops!! Did I say snap? My bad!!!

I had an appointment with a Fav lady.  Got in my car & started it up while I programmed the Sat Nav.  The car shut off & would not restart.  How was that "lucky?"  Because it happened in my driveway & not at her place.
I took my truck, at the added fuel cost, but knew I was going to get home.  Had a great time, thanks for asking!
skb

Glad you had a good time.


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