Ok, so the other night I hear sirens outside my apartment building.  Going out to the lobby to see, I met a woman coming in.  She starts talking about what was going on outside (a fire in another building FWIW).  Anyhow, intros and a little small talk were made, and as she went to her apt she says ‘knock on my door whenever’ or something to that effect.

Now, I’m the kind of guy who thinks “An attractive woman is interested in me, what’s wrong with her?”  So I mulled and mulled for a few minutes and decided, what the heck.  So I go to her door and knocked, but no answer.  So I’m thinking maybe I got the number wrong.  Rather than knock on every other door, I decided to write a note to her and tape it to the front door of the lobby.  Here’s what I wrote:

“Hey xxxx, sorry if this is a little weird, I thought you said your apt. was ***.  I knocked on the door but no one answered.  Maybe I misheard you?  Anyhow, I thought maybe we could go out sometime, get to know each other.  Just slip this under #*** and let me know.  Hope to see you again, xxxx”

The next morning, under my door was her reply:

“Hi Sexy  It’s not weird.  I’d love to see you again too… but for $100 an hour.  Sorry but I’m worth it.  Hope to see you soon.  Slip this under my door XO”

Now here’s the interesting thing.  After our initial meeting I thought wow, she looks a lot like so-and-so who posts on CL.  Imagine if it was her.  Now, I’m guessing it is her.  The funny thing is I’ve thought about seeing her in the past, but I haven’t because her ads are the kind of vague ones where she posts $100 / $150, where you’re not sure what you’re getting until you’re there.

Truth be told, I’m not sure I want to see a woman who is that blatant and who takes big risks.  She doesn’t know who I am, how does she know I’m not LE?  Besides, I don’t want to pay her $100 and find out I’m not getting what I thought I was.  

Thoughts?

how cool would it be to have a provider in your building available to you without the hassel of making an appt, no shows, etc ?!   $100 is a suspiciously low but what the heck?  She was attractive enough that you were willing to date her as a straight girl and prob would have dropped that much on dinner and drinks anyway.  Check her out and see what you get for $100.

For $100 I would go for it.   As long as anything happens, it is worth the money.

As to your being a cop, I am sure she can figure out pretty quickly that you are not one by your demeanor, etc.   Furthermore if there was a fire, and if you were a cop, you would have been outside with your fellow firefighters, etc.

I say go for it, and if it works out, you have a person you can see pretty much whenever you want.

to let the little head do the thinking.  This seems to be one of those times.

Do her and review her brother.

Good luck

I'd have to say you're one lucky bastard!

Does that really matter?