Me need help ,  Me come from Far Far away and find nothing but bunch of people making ooddles of money here. Mother told me go America and look for Nice Armenian Girl. Mother forgot to tell me where to look. I ask Taxi Driver where find Nice Armenian Girl and he say Go to TER. He then give me this place Web Site.
So Now I write Hey Nice Armenian Girl write back to me ok.

I see you are looking for a NAG(nice Armenian Girl)
Im just a BAG (Bad American Girl or Armenian)   A taxi driver huh at least you didnt get the info off a bathroom stall.  Sorry I couldnt resist.
crystal
tonto i do have an email adress you know

Hi,  you guessed me.  just wanted to make you smile.
xxooxxoo    are you ready for lunch ?