I won't mention the name of the provider in order to not run afoul of the mini-review guidelines (I've already reviewed her a month ago so I can't write another.), but she has offered this service for about the last month in her ads on this and the NE Board, so with a little research, you can find her, or PM me if you like.

This stuff is great.  For those not familiar with it, nuru is a clear, odorless and nearly tasteless gel made from seaweed.  It has wonderful lubricating properties making for a very fun slip and slide session.

You can view porn films of this stuff by entering nuru massage porn into a search engine and see what I am talking about.

One drawback is that the stuff gets a bit chilly when it begins to evaporate.  I suggest plenty of large towels around to place under you when the round is over.

Overall though, I think this stuff is great.  It cleans off easily and leaves your skin very soft and smooth.

it can be 90 degrees outside and you're soooo hot and uncomfy  but the clothes are shed and you feel the freedom...I pour the gel all over you and give you a nuru rub down...you're body is heating up but the a/c is on and gently blowing cool air all over your slippery body...PICTURE IT  anyway, the other draw back is that you have to be at least 40 years old to get one...all you 20 something can stop emailing me lol I am sure you are all cute as buttons but I like my men experienced

Can I read between the lines and assume that you, Crimson Lass, are the aforementioned expert? I promise that I am over 40, much to my dismay.

salt and pepper, even gray hair...unfortunately we are all getting older...let's embrace it and fuck like high school sweeties and if I say I am the one wouldn't that disqualify this post?

DSP
Lass has never failed to put a smile on my face from our first pm, whether on the board or elsewhere. I will only say this:
Go West young man!

I love your attitude. As far as I am concerned you should not be disqualified for anything. I bet you grin when you write your posts. And the advice to go west sounds like good advice to me.