This makes me embarrassed to be a guy!  Tell me we're not all this bad!  

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6695715/hooker-v-hobbyist

Actually, it made me feel a lot better about myself since I am not usually that bad! (lol)

for my home videos, now all my best moves are public. On the bright side, since that movie of me was made I have purchased a new bow tie.

He did offer to buy her a hot dog !