This pertains to incalls at the provider's condo.

You wash out the shower and do her in there.

can't do it.

be sure not to hold it too close or you might get burnt

were around to expose health hazards like that.

In the days I had to rely on ads in the weekly trade papers, it wasn't uncommon to be led to an apartment shared by multiple gals, none of whom took responsibility for keeping the place clean.


Guys were in and out in about 10 minutes many times.  As one of them, I was glad to get out quickly too.

It took a while to finally find a keeper or two back then.

Can't speak for everyone but every girl I know within the industry and I myself make arrangements to ensure fresh linens!  If its even a thought that someone would cross contaminate you should look elsewhere. If the linens are dirty, what else is? Any decent girl and there are thousands will be certain you have a nice time with clean linens. I think the plush hotel down comforters are probably the dirtiest things around.  They don't launder them unless visibly soiled!  Same goes for the chenille throws at the end of the bed. I have watched the housekeeping staff in 5* walk in and out without changing comforters.  Gross!  Throw those on the floor.  

Even the best hotels aren't too clean and if you are not the first appointment of the day then you probably should put a sheet down before playing. I had an incall provider years ago in the back bay that used to put new sheets on as soon you arrived so you could see them being applied. Then she would bring clean warm towel right from the dryer while you showered.

If you want to control the environment you are boinking in your best bet is to do out calls.

One of your biggest fears?  

I was talking to the OP....

Hotel... on the bed spread... I won't reveal who but they are well reviewed. Realistically though this is almost certain to happen with in calls at hotels and will sometimes not be noticeable. Is it realistic that a provider will be able to get fresh linens every hour without making it completely obvious what's going on? No.  Even if they have a washer/dryer to use it's not practical unless they are relatively low volume and high rate.  I will try and see a provider as their very first appointment of the day but even then it's no guarantee.

when the provider pulled back the bedspread there were two vibrators lying there on the bed . .. uhhh.. I'm pretty sure the sheets weren't clean.. I never really thought about it.. (little head was in charge about then)....

maybe she put them there to tell you that you have those as options?? haha...that might be a turn on for me.

Ew! Gross. I bring extra sheets, etc. whenever I tour.

I host out of hotels and travel with my own towels (bath towels and washcloths) as well as spare King sized fitted sheets.  

Years back, CBS "60 Minutes" did an expose on hotel room cleanliness and the results were pretty, eh, graphic.  And disgusting to many. This included high end name brand hotels, not just your low end no-tell motels. Using black lights and other tests, they found a variety of stains (yep, those kinds of stains) on almost every surface in the room and bathroom.  Light switches, electrical outlets, room service menus, TV remotes, beds, nightstands, carpets, walls, .... everywhere.  I don't remember if they swabbed the ceilings but I wouldn't be surprised if some tests showed the explosive power of some guests.  

...it should be easy to have clean towels/washcloths etc for clients. Good to have extras around especially if you get that ONE guy who uses 4-5 towels before he goes -_-.

Sexy pics!