You're using the WRONG kind of shaving cream then.
Shaving gel, Mach 3 razor = clean jewels and happy, appreciative lady-folk.

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Her: Morning. I drew a line in the sand yesterday and it isn't sitting well with me. Badgering, pushing and ultimatums aren't the way to show respect. It's all choice.

Him: ?? What's going on?

Her: I will continue to put that gorgeous cock in my mouth with our without those 3 inch wiry grey hairs surrounding it-although I did buy barber shears. Your choice.

Him: Haha. That's what ur spouting about? Too funny. Ok I will fix it.

Her: I didn't like my approach. Being dictated to isn't going to work for either of us.

Him: I assumed you were being facetious to some degree so nbd

Her: No I was dead serious! But then I realized it just wasn't my call and I don't want to tell you or anyone else how to handle their shit. I've got my own shit to deal with.

Him: Haha No worries. I was actually planning to give it a little trim anyway

Her: What a great idea!


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Seems she's trying to tell him that his succulent is getting too much like a cactus. One quarter inch needle length is not hard to accomplish, but shaving cream just plain burns!