Assist: Porn
Ball Handler: Provider
Bank Shot: Off The Chin
Blocked Shot: Covered
Boosters: Viagra Cialis
Boxing Out: FBSM
Break: Bad Cover
Clear Out: Spit, No Swallow
Dead Ball: Stressed Out
Double Team: FMF
Dribble: Not A Great Shot
Established Position: Missionary
Game Clock: Often An Hour
High Percentage Shot: CIM
Layup: Cowgirl
Low Post: Boosters Needed
MVP: Most Viable Provider
Off The Dribble: Wash Cloth
Officials: LE
Out Of Bounds:  BBFS
Outside Shooting: Russian
Over The Limit: Too MSOG
Overtime: At The Provider’s Option
Pass: Thinking With The Large Head
Period:
Personal Foul: BO
Pick-Up Games: SW
Possession: 420 Unfriendly
Post Position:
Quadruple Double: A Dream Team
Rebound: Recovery Period
Release: Score
Salary Cap:  $$$$$ No More
Scoring Opportunity:
Screen Or Screener: Game Prelim
Shot Clock: Hopefully Not Either/Or
Shooter: Hobbyist
Shooting Range: Often Over Estimated
Substitute: See Pass
3-On-3: Orgy
Timeout: Moderated On Board
Transition: Change Of Position
Traveling: Not Local
Turnover: Agency Goal

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