I was talking to a couple buddies of mine in the hobby.  We got to discussing pre-visit routines, it was very interesting.  I'd like to know more about what each of you hobbyists do.  I've always felt that I need to be at my physical best when visiting a provider, makes for a better experience.

Are you getting ready for a wedding or the beginning of football season

I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum.  I usually decide no more that 24 - 48 hours in advance that I'm going to 'play'.  Sometimes it might even be just hours prior.  My diet NEVER comes in to consideration other than the obvious to make sure my breath isn't rank.  Once I'm on my way to the appointment I'll grab a handful of mints to ensure that's taken care of.  I've never had a complaint from a woman regarding my taste or smell :

Day before: try to go to bed early.  
Day of: no big meals or jerking off too close to the date.  

a couple of hours before the date.  Then, when I get to her incall, I take a noisy smelly nasty dump. If she still wants to fuck me, I know she's GFE.

Most of the rest I focus on bathing, showering, brushing, flossing, picking out clean clothing, shaving - including where the sun don't shine - and making sure I have the right phone number, know how to get there, etc.

I eat a pretty healthy diet already, and keep the amount of garlic (Which, by the way stays in the blood for about a week, thereby affecting the breath through the lungs.) minimal.  A banana about 4 hours before keeps the potassium level about right.  

My last step about five minutes before the date is to pop a couple of Tic-tacs.

So far, it all seems to be working.

And carry two cats in carriers with me at all times.

Six to eight weeks before my appointment, I begin a prolonged "cleanse diet," during which I eat only cinnamon, wheat thins, and ionized water.

Though 86'ing the asparagus and broccoli is surely appreciated. Just add pineapple juice to your daily regimen. Then clean your balls and ass thoroughly every blessed day. Make sure you dry your balls and ass really well too. Wash and dry your junk like your life depends on it.  Anal retentive oral hygiene is cool too. Floss often!  Rank breath and rancid b&a are real joy vacuums.

blow a nice chunkie wad that almost hurts when it squirts!

On the appointment day; I shower, shave, brush my teeth, and count out the money.