Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.  
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,
clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and his
morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last
night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3am drunk and delirious.  Broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled
into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, And
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried
to take your pants off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS


**Just saw this and thought it was the cutest thing!

Tia
XOXOCO