So I just got tested, and I'm clean as a whistle!  I'm hoping there's a lady out there who would be interested in getting extra extra close, once I show proof?  Let's chat! Happy to share details on what I'm thinking of, but would love to hear your ideas first!

It is important to approach people with respect and thoughtfulness. Instead of using an unknown alias and resorting to the rarely successful 'hit me up' technique, invest time reviewing potential matches' profiles, reviews, ads, and websites. By making respectful introductions and adhering to screening and deposit requirements, you can effectively filter out incompatible partners and pave the way for more meaningful, higher-quality encounters.  

Providers are aware that some STDs may not show up on tests immediately and can take three months or more to be detected. Using protective measures when meeting individuals who have multiple partners is crucial. Act responsibly in these situations.

I agree with Alex, ugh.  The ladies are probably running for the exists after a comment like that.

Be respectful, my friend.

Good luck seeing anyone. Who are you hiding from ?