[copied from the Florida board]
 
A chicken and an egg go to a cheap hotel room and check in.

Moments later the chicken sits up against the headboard and lights up a cigarette.

The egg says,


"Well,that settles that."

The average was 2x, sorry. Guess eggs aren't in your diet. lol

I had to stare at the screen awhile before it sunk in.

thirsty