I was on my way to work this morning and I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets
out of his car. .

(You know how sometimes you just get so

stressed out and some of the REAL life-stuff

just seems funny?)

Well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and

says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and said,

"Well, which one are you then?"


. . . and that's when the fight started

Did I miss something here?

and if you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny.  Google "Snow White".


filmat11

It depends -- is your name Bethany?

Look, I author AND appreciate lame jokes, but this really takes the cake

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(Where is Darwin when you need him?!)

Lamont..... I'm pretty sure I passed that one onto a mutual "acquaintence" awhile back but, whatever, I still love it!!

This is how the fight started: I came home early and walked in on this:

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