Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful young lady named Snow White, "Will you marry me?"
Snow White said "NO!"    
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End

Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it.................