A guy's fairy tale...with pic

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful young lady named Snow White, "Will you marry me?"
Snow White said "NO!"    
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End

Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it.................

'Cause most of that is very much me except the tons of money and the toilet seat/farting thing (HEY, I grew up with a sister and a mother, cut me some slack!!)

Ha ha I hear that! I grew up with 4 sisters. Woe be it to me if I ever left the seat up. Aside from that this is my life story!