ou know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

Where can I get one of these sweatshirts?

I mean really who doesn't love a great steak and a bj? While I don't have the correct anatomy to receive I do love to give. Of course I must have my steak as a voracious carnivore and if it's really good I might be tempted to crawl under the table (I'm really little after all). Then again I won't complain if you wish to reciprocate either

Cheers,
Grace

P.S. Cafepress has fantastic tee's for many occasions and is an excellent source and supporter of a variety of Cancer support tee's, Autism Awareness Tee's, and Brain Injury Tee's. They are funny and often a portion goes toward the cause too.

New holiday. I envision mile long legs in stilettos and apron serving it up

I like it!!! So funny!! I'm going to put a note in my calendar!!! 😜😜😜😜😜.

I have a twitter account, unrelated to 'whitney', and I've accumulated about 7k followers, one of which is @YouPorn.  I was so shocked, and giddy, when I found out I won a prize on the most appropriate holiday for me lol

So, I'm prepared with 2 - 24oz porterhouse steaks from Omaha Steaks. I just need someone to give the BJ to!

...and now I wait... . . . .

haha

Happy Steak&BJ Day!

Whitney

They are bone in steaks.

It is a wonderful day in the neighborhood.

couldn't I see this YESTERDAY!?!?

Time Machine, please :-P

I still haven't delivered the BJ portion of Steak and BJ Day!

I look forward to trying your service in the future.

Now if I declared it free provider day you might be suspect of my intentions.