I asked a certain petite provider about them at halftime last week and the conversation stimulated my imagination. It launched an online investigation on my part. As I get a older, keeping my Johnson fully erect for as long as I'd like it to stay that way, I've come across some challenges. So it Ied me to Google, where I typed in the words "cock ring". Genius!  
A lot of information came up about metal and elastic rings. One led to an article that mentioned rubber bands. The biggest challenge was is a little entanglement of one's pubes. Pubes? Who has pubic hair anymore? Don't all the guys shave for the ladies much like they prefer the ladies shave for us? I guess that's a different topic, and somebody can pick up the balls, so to speak,  and start a new thread on that.  

In my ongoing search for sexual perfection, and yes, I too have my struggles LOL,  I thought about my collection of wristbands that have slogans or phrases on them like LIVESTRONG, "never stop improving" and "suck  my balls, please!" Eureka,  a perfect fit so I scheduled a meet with my new favorite to test them out.  

Before I took to the road I tried one on and found, it was  a perfect fit and very comfortable, very very comfortable. So comfortable that instead of removing it, I left it on for the ride to go see my newest fuck friend. She was quite surprised to see it already on, but I didn't want to fumble around with it when the moment of truth came upon us. She wa also surprised that it encompassed my balls too but she gave it an 8/10 rating for looks/performance. I think she prefers red. I stayed harder than a Chinese crossword puzzle for the entire first act and after a brief intermission, we were both amazed at its assistance in the second act of our 2 act play. Thank you to whoever created these sexual marvels.  

I don't believe I will ever leave home without one.  

Guys, it's the simple things that make life worth living.  
Now go shave your balls!

and was impressed with the experience.  

It was comfortable and effective.

My one experience didn't go so well.  I think I was nervous about getting a blood clot or something, have gangrene set in and having to have it amputated.  Are they supposed to really, really tight?  Or was she trying to flatter me with an undersized ring for my oversized ding?

Now, I declare that I have no financial interest in any company selling cock rings or directly competing products.  nothro and mrfisher: Can you swear on a stack on condoms that you do not own shares in a cockring company and are just posting these testimonials to try to promote sales and create a sudden jump in profits and stock price before you unload your shares on the unsuspecting pubic, I mean public?

One more Q.  We all know how mrfisher got his name.  But I've been wondering for a long time, nothro.  Are you "nothr of boston" (like "mother of god!")?  Are you Nothro, like the artist Rothko, hence "nothro f'boston" (Nothro For Boston)?  Did you mistype "north of Boston" as "nothrofboston" and just end up as nothrofboston by mistake?  I'm kind of wondering, but I don't want some crazy cock and ring story.  I got that in your OP!  :-

I am stoked to hear about this option for sessions with my more matured gents (you know, like a fine wine...). I am always looking to enlarge my bag of tricks for dealing with shy johnsons, especially for those who find condoms a complete (but compulsory) turnoff. However, I am very attuned to the fact that it is a sensitive issue. So, men...

How would you feel about a lady offering up a cock ring for your use during the session if difficulties arise or are mentioned as a potential occurrence? Best way to introduce the notion?

Would it be better to have individual ones for each new client (perhaps I could get them emblazoned with my name. A+ in marketing for Ernestine).

Preferred types/brands/etc.? Having a range of sizes on hand is important?

Thoughts appreciated!

xo,
E

I have no financial interest in wrist bands that I've found or been given as promotional items. I'll never decline one again. Didn't realize I had that much extra blood.  

Blood clots, decockipation ... lmao. What are you, the hangman? I've offered to help many ladies with a private fitting, but I just can't offer you a custom fitting.  

nothro ... dislexia?  orhton ....

Does Fisher revert back to the new testament .... an apostle, a fisher of men that lost ?his battle with temptation  and the devil

I'd love to help my brethren, but this is a business, doll... just kidding.

I'd be happy to model one for you and train you on the fine nuances in applying one to a man's nether region. As Mr imposter can attest, this can be a sensitive issue.  

I'd suspect you'd need several sizes since each individuals package is different. The basic wristbands that I have fit perfectly. Karma? Makes up for the ladies that can't DT me or use too much teeth.  

As far as bringing it up, I wished someone would have mentioned this to me a long time ago. I've had instances where I got hard and lost it quickly. Now, if someone offered me the chance they could help, I think you could guess my answer ... yes, Yes, YES. But that's me. I don't embarrass easily.  

You might subtley mention it on your website to make it comfortable for the more mature amongst us to bring it up. For me, it's a medical condition so im all ears (?).  

The bands I have are all the same size. Maybe there's a smaller sizes.  

I could go on but ... pm me if you'd like to chat. It might surprise you to learn that I HATE TYPING.  

And no, I haven't had the pleasure to peak inside your panties.

Temptation, Bible, Devil, ....it's all good.

I didn't think so, but I just asked my accountant (cute little feller with a yarmulke) and he says I do own a couple of factories in Hong Kong that make cock rings, among other novelties.

Live and learn

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Thanks for the laugh dahlin  

There are a few in my bag of tricks including a few vibrating ones!!

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...they're convenient, disposable, and won't catch on your pubic hair!  

(If I could have it my way none of my clients would shave their stuff.  Don't forget that many women like a man with pubic hair.  For me, shaved genitals are a more "sterile" experience ~ sooo many of the natural pheromones are lost, stubble is incredibly unpleasant and uncomfortable to create friction with, and frankly I also just think that people of all genders look better with pubic hair... just my personal take.)