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Smelly Phallus 1573 reads
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Invest in a pressure washer! Why does he smell of a FEW detract from the fun of the REST of us??

-- Modified on 2/25/2008 5:50:24 AM

masnob2350 reads

What are some tricks providers use to give service to clients who are ignorant of the fact that they smell like a$$. Do you just grin and bear it or do you ask them to wash after you detect a foul odor? Do you err on the side of caution and just ask them all to wash up in the hopes that they remember their backside?

WHY is it? When we ask you guys to feel free to freshen up, and you kindly hop in the shower, that you only wash the front side and completely neglect the backside?????? Even though we may not go there, your asses do smell! It's repulsive, to be honest.

My advice to ALL....wash not only your front but BACKSIDE TOO! And help yourself to the mouthwash while you at it! It is GREATLY appreciated!!!!


My suggestions are foundated from my own personality type and belief systems
I am a compassionate woman...:)
So, with that said...
I would avoid putting a damper on the other persons' libido
I would not attempt resolve this situation, in a course manner or make a funny peeeeeeeeeeeeeew faces
That would ruin the whole experience in entirety
And in my opinion it would be mean to say..
"Hey your a$$ smells...You need to wash it!!"

Possibly suggest offering a special sudsy erotic shampoo??
Or maybe a joint venture to the shower....
OR just grin and bear it!
This business involves intimacy...
Like any business there are ups and possibly smelly downs
Intelligent tact and resourceful approaches do prevail!
Good Luck! :)
Stacy

Stacey you seem to handle the situation very well. But I feel its no big deal to suggest a shower. If a guy takes offense at that he is not the kind of guy a lady wants to see.

There is no excuse for not being clean

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