A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."

bitter pill? you're supposed to say "tasty treat"

guy climbs into bed with his wife and hands her a bottle of aspirin.

she says, "what's this for? i don't have a headache!"

he says, "AHA!!!!"